Woman forgets her sugar glider in her sweater and accidentally brings him to a doc's appointment, documents the hilarious adventure of attempting to hide him: 'Headline: illegal smuggling brings joy to hundreds'

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    Lil Bit @LizerReal oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!! 1K 117K 179K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal urology appt, so the clothes stay on. but if he tries to listen to my chest, there's a 60% chance he wakes her up and she crabs and scares the shit out of him ◇ 21 1798 14K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal then i have to explain why i have a squirrel in my underwear > 29 150 14K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal unless i act like i am surprised too... 28 1782 14K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal the only cleavage pic you'll ever get from me. this isn't a joke. i'm so nervous rn www 115 17438 27K ☐ 188
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal i hear him and the nurse talking outside the door. my hands are so sweaty. omg 9 1734 10K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal i've got my sweater buttoned up to my chin. i'm sweaty as fuck. and i swear my hands are shaking. he's gonna think i'm on drugs 6 1743 11K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal shit he said my name. coming in now fuck 5 1729 8.9K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal false alarm. they had me pee in a cup. she's still asleep. my heart is pounding. this is so dumb 4 1739 10K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal he expressly said no extra visitors when i asked if my husband could come. he's gonna be so mad 11 104 16K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal walking in now *sign of the cross* о 3 1731 8.3K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal holy shit the little fugitive made it through the appointment undetected! back in the car where it's ok to have squirrels. you know that feeling of relief where your muscles feel like jelly? me rn
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal i feel like a master criminal now. do criminals have a resume or something to highlight their most impressive feats? 22 1759 12K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal headline: illegal smuggling brings joy to hundreds 20 115 13K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal reading back over this thread i realize how much i cuss when i'm panicked. i'm fucking sorry y'all 27 1737 9K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal for everyone who just came here for the sweet sugar glider content
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal i tell jokes in addition to my true crime sugar glider content. please follow me for more! Lil Bit @LizerReal Googled the annual death rate from quick sand, and it's literally zero. My whole childhood was a lie. 17 1741 4.6K
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal Polly Wog's sister, Tuna, chomping a grape like a freaking apple. I promise more sweet lil sugar glider bb content if you follow me
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    Lil Bit @LizerReal i always knew my first cleavage picture would be a big internet sensation 37 1750 8.4K
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